Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Dear Coach Gould,

We are looking to lock Calvin into a baseball scholarship to help pay for college. He is already being scouted by Durham Preschool Academy and the Carolina Toddler Institute. Calvin has expressed to us (we have not influenced him in any way!) that he would love to pitch for you at Taylor.
Please consider our son:

Calvin Joseph Rocke
Age: 20 months
Weight: 23 lbs.
Height: 2"6'
Bench: two big board books

Calvin's left-handed fastball clocks in at 5 mph and his control is pinpoint.

Pweasse.............

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4 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 25, 2010 at 5:05 AM

    how adorable! So cute! I do have to say that Cal has a good aim :)

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  2. JasonAugust 25, 2010 at 5:27 AM

    That's great!

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  3. soleAugust 25, 2010 at 6:36 AM

    I would rather read your blog posts than eat ice cream with M&Ms. Genius.

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  4. ZFamAugust 25, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    Coach Gould could not say no to a sweet face like that...oh yeah, and those stats are unbelievable! Sign him up! =)

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